CUM LAUDE

An ex-pat friend tells me he stopped reading my blog
because of all the sexual content.
An editor tells me that “cum” is not a word.
A former boxer current professor tells me that Steven Spielberg’s oeuvre
is problematic because he “doesn’t use African-Americans
in any of his films.”
My alcoholic ex-boyfriend tells me he’ll miss having sex with me
but I need to grow spiritually.
My purple elephant vibrator doesn’t tell me anything.
I love its affirmative buzzzzzzzz.


003Misti Rainwater-Lites maintains a blog called Chupacabra Disco on a manic basis. She has a passport that remains unstamped. Someday that shit will change.

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